[What the hell even? The part where Shikamaru doesn't even recognize him is less immediate than the general levels of what in all the hells is this?]

Shikamaru?

[See, with the cat, at least it was Neji's same voice to give you a clue. Now it's not - a perfectly feminine alto instead. So sorry, Shika, no clues here that you know this chick. Though she clearly knows you.]

Of course I'm a Hyuuga. More importantly, what the hell are you doing?

Did you just call yourself a genie?