I'm a bit notorious for taking chances. [ And backsassing. Mostly taking chances, though. It honestly hasn't worked out in his best interests. BUT HE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE HIS CHANCES ON THAT TOO. ] The less I wind up having to do with wishing, the less likely something humiliating happens today.
then he'd be like a lazier pineapple-headed Sherlock genie :|