endgames: (No seriously)
Nara Shikamaru ([personal profile] endgames) wrote2012-05-31 05:40 pm

024 -- [Action]

[It is on the fourth day of the experiment that Shikamaru leaves his apartment. Free of those stupid thought bubbles, this should've been a good thing. But as he walked, it felt like he was being drawn to something. A weird breeze picked up. The sky literally became overcast. Ominous shit, man. 8|

It's only when he walked past a tree that he saw it. His old foe thought long gone when he defenestrated it months ago.]


Oh, not this again-

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May 27 - June 1

[For these four days of the experiment, around the village there is a toaster ~magic lamp~ waiting to be found. In that tree! On that bench! On top of that fountain! How did it get in all these weird places? NO IDEA. But pick it up, and BAM. SMOKE PELLETS, and you suddenly have your very own genie (barefoot, with an outfit something like this). Careful what you wish for.]

Can we make this quick?



[[ ooc: So Shikamaru's fairy-taled into a genie again! You get three (3) wishes, and he will be 'granting' them as literally as possible.

As per the guidelines of the old fairy-tale event: nothing wished for is actually real. It will look like it is! But your character is either interacting with something imaginary or a mundane object: like thinking they picked up a magic lamp when it's really a toaster. Wish to be a sorcerer? While effected it's like COOL YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS. Only not really, you were just pointing at things.

TL;DR: it's one giant game of pretend. Have fun. 8|b ]]
alloys: (☢ santa is not a biker.;)

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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-17 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Great! Lesson concluded, then. Let's see about you helping me sort through my thousand ungrantable wishes to find the one I want you to grant next.
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-17 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, let's see--for my first ungrantable wish, I want Doritos.
alloys: (☢ it is only fourteen dollars!;)

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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-17 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, why not. I'm not picky.
alloys: (☢ i had a class!;)

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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-18 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Next, okay. I want a car as my second ungrantable wish. One driveable car.
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a guy that knows what he wants. And I happen to want a lot of things. That's just how I work.
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-19 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm sure I can fill all nine-hundred and ninety-eight of those slots. Got a pen? You might want to write these down.
alloys: (☢ i like ten dollars.;)

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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
What fun would it be if I left you off the hook in a timely manner?
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-19 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, then. For my third ungrantable wish, I want JARVIS.
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-19 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[You would be correct, sir.]

He's my butler. He runs my house for me. And keeps me company in my suit. Usually.
alloys: (☢ randy said...nuffing.;)

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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-19 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're catching on. [He nods.] Programmed him myself. Normally, he's uploaded from my home unit to the suit to monitor things for me so I can focus on combat. Without him around, I have to manually keep an eye on things much more closely myself.
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-19 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Never do anything for yourself you can program a robot to do for you. Um, that's engineering lesson number three.

[Apparently.]
alloys: (☢ everybody loves me;)

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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-19 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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[personal profile] alloys 2012-06-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, they were very real. I'm a little irresistible.

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