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[Forward-dated to early Tuesday morning - Unfortunately for you, Luceti, the paperweight Shikamaru usually keeps on his journal seems to have been knocked off during the night. If he knew, he might apologize for the BLARING alarm clock as it goes off at six in the morning.
But he doesn’t, so instead you get complaining.]
Nn… again? Forgot I set the thing… [BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. And a sigh. He could get up and get it. It’s annoying enough that he considers! But… it’s also a whole five feet away. Is that much effort worth it this early in the morning?]
How troublesome. [APPARENTLY NOT. He opts to instead bury his head under his pillow and go back to sleep.
But fear not. Lazy geniuses may not be so genius when they have to wake up early in the morning, but a certain![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dangerouswind of his is troublesome no matter what time it is. That ringing will probably last no more than a minute or two before getting cut off loudly. And violently.]
[…MUCH LATER. After a trek in his pj’s through the snow: a secret transmission from the restaurant.]
[Filtered from Temari || 100% Unhackable]
…I need clothes. Preferably something warmer than pajamas. Shoes would be nice. I’d offer something in return, but money’s out for obvious reasons, and it’s not like I have much else to offer. [Long pause. He’s desperate enough.] But by all means – if anyone else can think of something, I’m all ears at this point.
[He’ll offer Chouji’s cooking if he has to. Okay, and maybe he’ll do something himself.He’s going to regret this, isn’t he.]
[ooc:First response is obviously reserved |D IT'S ALL GOOD]
But he doesn’t, so instead you get complaining.]
Nn… again? Forgot I set the thing… [BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. And a sigh. He could get up and get it. It’s annoying enough that he considers! But… it’s also a whole five feet away. Is that much effort worth it this early in the morning?]
How troublesome. [APPARENTLY NOT. He opts to instead bury his head under his pillow and go back to sleep.
But fear not. Lazy geniuses may not be so genius when they have to wake up early in the morning, but a certain
dangerouswind of his is troublesome no matter what time it is. That ringing will probably last no more than a minute or two before getting cut off loudly. And violently.][…MUCH LATER. After a trek in his pj’s through the snow: a secret transmission from the restaurant.]
[Filtered from Temari || 100% Unhackable]
…I need clothes. Preferably something warmer than pajamas. Shoes would be nice. I’d offer something in return, but money’s out for obvious reasons, and it’s not like I have much else to offer. [Long pause. He’s desperate enough.] But by all means – if anyone else can think of something, I’m all ears at this point.
[He’ll offer Chouji’s cooking if he has to. Okay, and maybe he’ll do something himself.
[ooc:
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She's going to kill him.]
Nara Shikamaru. [He did not just say "it's troublesome" to turning off the alarm clock. He did not.] Get your lazy ass outta that bed and turn that damned thing off.
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Have a voice slightly muffled by his pillow:] It's way to early for you to be bossing me around, troublesome woman.
[Voice]
[Voice] His sense of self-preservation is lower in the morning, I think >__>
[Yawn.] Battery's bound to die out sooner or later, anyways.
[Voice] ... so I see. >>
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[He can hear her over the alarm clock, even. 8|]
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[She slams the journal shut. Worry not, Shikamaru. This is so not over.]
[Voice] 1/2
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Shit-!
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That's a wall. That's a wall in her way. That's a wall that won't be in her way much longer.
Somewhere, in all the falling debris, her closed fan will come down on the alarm clock.
Sorry, Chouji. But your roommate is an ass.]
[Action]
Shikamaru is naturally less concerned over his alarm clock than he is the now missing wall to his room. He looks from it to the woman who brought it down.]
What the hell is your problem?!
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You can't just take out a wall every time that I am!
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...
... She can't believe she actually thought she liked you once upon a time.]
The damage was done already.
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It was an alarm clock. You're overreacting.
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... It's a moment before she speaks.]
I'm troublesome?
... I'm troublesome?
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Maybe I should just put you out of my misery!
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[He backs up, edging a little closer to his window.]
Will you just calm down?
[God dammit, of all times. It's not early enough in the morning for the sun to have hit his window yet, and the light switch is closer to Temari than it is him.]
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She just snaps that fan open.]
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He'll give her three seconds to back him into the corner and let her think that she has the upper hand here before he opens that window.]
Catch you later, then. [Definitely heavy on the sarcasm. He'll jump out before she can respond though, sending chakra to his feet so he can run down the building instead of falling to his death.
That would give her way too much satisfaction, he's sure. 8|]