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[It is on the fourth day of the experiment that Shikamaru leaves his apartment. Free of those stupid thought bubbles, this should've been a good thing. But as he walked, it felt like he was being drawn to something. A weird breeze picked up. The sky literally became overcast. Ominous shit, man. 8|
It's only when he walked past a tree that he saw it. His old foe thought long gone when he defenestrated it months ago.]
Oh, not this again-
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May 27 - June 1
[For these four days of the experiment, around the village there is atoaster ~magic lamp~ waiting to be found. In that tree! On that bench! On top of that fountain! How did it get in all these weird places? NO IDEA. But pick it up, and BAM. SMOKE PELLETS, and you suddenly have your very own genie (barefoot, with an outfit something like this). Careful what you wish for.]
Can we make this quick?
[[ ooc: So Shikamaru's fairy-taled into a genie again! You get three (3) wishes, and he will be 'granting' them as literally as possible.
As per the guidelines of the old fairy-tale event: nothing wished for is actually real. It will look like it is! But your character is either interacting with something imaginary or a mundane object: like thinking they picked up a magic lamp when it's really a toaster. Wish to be a sorcerer? While effected it's like COOL YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS. Only not really, you were just pointing at things.
TL;DR: it's one giant game of pretend. Have fun. 8|b ]]
It's only when he walked past a tree that he saw it. His old foe thought long gone when he defenestrated it months ago.]
Oh, not this again-
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May 27 - June 1
[For these four days of the experiment, around the village there is a
Can we make this quick?
[[ ooc: So Shikamaru's fairy-taled into a genie again! You get three (3) wishes, and he will be 'granting' them as literally as possible.
As per the guidelines of the old fairy-tale event: nothing wished for is actually real. It will look like it is! But your character is either interacting with something imaginary or a mundane object: like thinking they picked up a magic lamp when it's really a toaster. Wish to be a sorcerer? While effected it's like COOL YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS. Only not really, you were just pointing at things.
TL;DR: it's one giant game of pretend. Have fun. 8|b ]]
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First of all, I never said I wished for one. Just that I wanted one. Second of all--I have a thousand and one left. Keep it straight, Shiko. You're not very good at this.
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There's no loophole to get you those thousand wishes, by the way, so don't bother.
[See, he is nice enough to warn you this time, before you waste your last wish.]
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[He'd make a case for wishing and wanting being two different things, but he has a feeling that isn't going to go anywhere, either.]
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[He spreads his hands out, like he won't stop you.]
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[Built his first suit in a cave with a box of scraps, and all.]
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First, I would say come up with an actual thousand wishes.
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Done. What's next?
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Next you sort them by plausibility, and difficulty to accomplish.
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Check. Now?
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[LE SHRUG. You gotta make your own entertainment when you're a genie, okay.]
So of those thousand, throw out the ones you can do yourself. Much as it pains me to say it, you'd do it better anyways.
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[Sure, he could do that. But what's the fun in that? He likes to be rewarded things from other people.]
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Look. Have I earned this? No. But you have. So here. Take it. Take this cookie.
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I would, if only it were full of arsenic.
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That's hurtful. I thought you were just thrilled about having my company.
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