endgames | 026 -- [Voice || Written || Action]

If I see another mountain again, it'll be too soon. Did any of you know that sirry means "ridiculous"? [He snorts.] Explains a lot. Avalanches. Yetis. More freaking snow. Man, that mission was a pain...

[/whine and complain]

Anyways. I'm back. [Technically has been for two days albeit not in town, so he'll make it official.] Anything interesting hap- [His disinterested tone gives way to irritation as he turns his attention to something off-screen.] Oi that's not for you-

[The journal snaps shut with a sigh. He never finishes speaking, but about an hour later the post is transcribed... minus the interruption, and now with complete sentences.

If you're out today now that the heavy rain of the few days is finally letting up, you might spot Shikamaru coming back into the village from the North... closely followed by a deer much larger than Luceti's usual fare ((think five feet at the shoulders, six at the head, and eight feet with antlers)). The stag seems pretty content to follow him around - even into town or just standing around when he sits - despite sticking to the tree-lined paths when he can. Shikamaru talks to him sometimes.

Yes, talks, shut up.]

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A building? Seriously?

Yes. It was abandoned but tall. Like something you'd see in a movie.

[Because our world apparently has those.]

[Totally.]

Maybe you were all extras.

That could explain why people in this world are unnaturally good-looking.

[You'll have to imagine the dry tone here, Shikamaru.] Glad you think I'm unnaturally good-looking.

[...what]

[What.

Fuck he didn't mean it like that--]

[The realization that there is no right response to this.

MENTAL KEYSMASHING.]

[That this is written and not video makes recovery from those 2.54 seconds of horror less noticable, so at least he has that, but fuck he hates you.]

Well you all but flashed me a couple of times when I was twelve.

[It's a shame this has to be written. Temari's cackling anyway.] Glad to know I made an impression.

[Pause] Where are you?

[She's too cruel.

And not long from CH1, actually. Need a farther location asap.]

In town.

Figured that. Want to be more specific?

Smithy.

Will you still be there in fifteen minutes? [Covering all her bases here.]

Why?

Practice. [Well. And to ask him about the mission off the journals.

And because, damn it all, she wants out of the apartment. So there.]

That sort of practice?

[You know, the I-can't-hear-shit kind.]

No, practice beating your head in.

I don't think that I will show up to that.

Just wait there, would you?

[Sigh, not that it gets picked up.] Fine.

Yeah, thanks. [Idiot.

But, true to her word, she'll be coming toward the smithy in about fifteen minutes.

Walking. Not ninja'ing.]

[Oh, 'sup Temari. He's just sitting against the side of the building here, planning his funeral. Rikumaru is oblivious to his stupidity and eating something in the grass around the corner, behind the shop.]

[Well, aren't you all excited? She'll stop a few steps away, arms crossed.]

You could at least say hello. [Or, you know, wave or something.]

[He smirks, features stretching lazily.]

I could, but that would be an easy one for you.

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